preaching insanity

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.


Sir may you please put down the parsley, we are cooking with that

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

Sir may you please put down the parsley, we are cooking with that

(via lydiamartinbanshee)

omg-humor:

Le Helicopter Moms Ragehttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

Fuck people

omg-humor:

Le Helicopter Moms Rage
http://omg-humor.tumblr.com

Fuck people

So true

So true

(Source: nikitarenee)

americas-liberty:

Meh, walk it off and let’s try again. lol

What you kidding I got the target

americas-liberty:

Meh, walk it off and let’s try again. lol

What you kidding I got the target

(Source: grindlebone, via boss-of-the-plains)

chronic-genderbender:

“Those poor boys”

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“She deserves to be punished too.”

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“I’m not saying I support rape, but-“

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“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

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“She put herself in harm’s way”

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“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

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“She ruined their lives.”

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Mace makes for great cooking seasoning

(via lydiamartinbanshee)

funniestpicturesdaily:

I have no idea what I’m doing

funniestpicturesdaily:

I have no idea what I’m doing

(Source: funniestpicturesdaily)

one direction: NA NA NA NA NA NA THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL

my chemical romance: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA FROM MALL SECURITY

rihanna: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME

paul mccartney: NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY JUDE

gwen stefani: IF I WAS A RICH GIRL NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

blink-182: TURN THE LIGHTS OFF, CARRY ME HOME NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

pink: NA NA NA NA NA I WANNA START A FIGHT

batman: NA NA NA NA NA NA ME

sodium: Na

Lone wolf

At all times i try to avoid lingering on thoughts that recurr on my mind. Tho some of them stick, and the most poisonous is my thoughts on how alone I always will be. No matter how hard I try there will always be the time where I will find myself walking alone for long sects of my life and how draining has it become on my very essence